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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:21
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
* Underwater Smoke Signals: Humpbacks May Be Talking to Humans - SciTechDaily
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Bravely Default Flying Fairy HD Remaster's New Content Adds To An Already Healthy Runtime - Kotaku
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Seven replies to the viral Apple reasoning paper and why they fall short - Hacker News
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
tvOS 26 hints at a big hardware change for the new Apple TV 4K - 9to5Mac
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
5 health issues that can occur due to Vitamin D deficiency - Times of India
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Inbox: This will be a tough roster to crack - Green Bay Packers
Still no good.
No go.
Everyone loved it.
What Makes the Florida Panthers Special? Gaudreau Tribute a Fine Example - Florida Hockey Now
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you say "have fun" in French?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Why Fans Think Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Might Already Be Married - instyle.com
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Why do SpaceX rockets keep exploding? - The Verge
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The solar system as we know it may change forever - Notebookcheck
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"